EAT 4 FREE @ SKI AREAS!

Everybodys broke these days and nobody wants to be hungry. So here's a classic free ski area meal. I've been eatin this since i was 15 years old back at Buck Hill in Minnesota and look how I turned out!

first get a condiment cup


pull on the sides so that it expands making it bigger (why play games with small portions)


rellish is the meat of the meal so be genirous with it (some nicer places actialy have pickels!)


then just add anything you can get your broke ass hands on

mustard


hot sauce


salt n peppa


try and ketchup!


stir...


and enjoy your free feast!









(sometimes you can score crackers if you ask)